|"Too white. We shall have to discard |
Anyway, it seems the wise Penn pedagogues tired of looking at the face of William Shakespeare. Way white. Way old. Way male. They decided to replace his visage. But they waited too long, and the oppressed students in the English department determined to pre-empt the faculty and purify the premises. So they took Bill down, and replaced him with a properly politically-correct poet, a good lesbian, black and therefore holy in skin color, a "warrior" named Audre Lorde.
Mao's little babes. Let America have its Great Cultural Revolution, and rid ourselves of the Four Olds: old race, old gender, old money, good poems.
And you called William Shakespeare "irreplaceable?"
Just look at this brilliant work!