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Monday, March 30, 2026

How Bart Ehrman Misreads the Gospels (Part I)

(Note: this preliminary critique of Bart Ehrman's approach to the gospels is slightly updated from an early chapter in Jesus is No Myth: Fingerprints of God on the Gospels, by David Marshall, 2016.  Subsequent chapters criticize (one might sometimes even say "mock") the parallels Ehrman attempts to draw between Jesus and to the traveling 1st Century Greek guru, Apollonius of Tyana, and to the magical early modern Polish rabbi, Baal Shem Tov.  My first and only substantive critique of Ehrman in this forum covered a few of the same bases in some detail ten years ago.  You will notice a lack of substance among critiques of that article in the comments section: hopefully his supporters will offer more factual details, if they choose to defend him again.  Of course Ehrman is also welcome to join the debate.)  



Bart Ehrman projects, for millions of Americans, the face and voice of respectable, informed, calm and judicious Jesus-scholarship.  Author, co-author, or editor of more than two dozen books, including several New York Times best-sellers, Ehrman often “gives his testimony” about how he converted to evangelical Christianity, then de-converted as his education progressed, and doubts crept in.  In lectures and books, he argues that Jesus did not see himself as the “Son of God,” rather as an end-times prophet.  Ehrman has crossed swords with mythicists like Richard Carrier by arguing forcefully that there is a solid core of historical truth to the gospels, and with numerous Christian scholars by arguing that Jesus was not much as the gospels depict. 

I won’t attempt to survey or evaluate all of Ehrman’s books, still less ideas, in this chapter.  I shall continue to focus on questions we have pursued thus far: “Who was Jesus?  Can we trust the gospels to give an accurate portrait of him?  Can we find any genuine parallels?”  Other aspects of Ehrman’s critique of early Christianity will arise as we consider how he tries to answer these key questions. 

Ehrman believes he has found several valid parallels to the life of Jesus, which he describes in books and debate.  His anthology Lost Scriptures is a collection of “gospels,” hagiographies, and other early “Christian literature” that was left out when the New Testament was compiled.  But Ehrman most often compares the gospels to a work already mentioned: The Life of Apollonius of Tyana. 

 

Apollonius of Chapel Hill

Ehrman begins How Jesus Became God, which Anne Rice is quoted as praising in Chapter One, by relating how he introduces Jesus to undergraduate students at the University of North Carolina.  Where should one start to talk about the man everyone has been talking about for two thousand years?  With Paul, author of more books in the New Testament than anyone else?  (Though not, of course, the “bulk” of the New Testament as Aslan claimed.)  With the gospels, which relate Jesus’ life?  No, Ehrman concludes, to introduce Jesus one should first nudge his contemporary Apollonius onto the stage to take a bow.  Why should anything in the gospels shock us after reading how much of the Christian story also appears in the life of a First Century pagan thinker? 

“Before he was born, his mother had a visitor from heaven who told her that her son would not be a mere mortal but in fact would be divine.  His birth was accompanied by unusual divine signs in the heaven.  As an adult he left his home to engage on an itinerant preaching ministry.  He went from village to town, telling all who would listen that they should not be concerned about their earthly lives and their material goods; they should live for what was spiritual and eternal.  He gathered a number of followers around him who became convinced that he was no ordinary human, but that he was the Son of God.  And he did miracles to confirm them in their beliefs: he could heal the sick, cast out demons, and raise the dead.  At the end of his life he aroused opposition among the ruling authorities of Rome and was put on trial.  But they could not kill his soul.  He ascended to heaven and continues to lives there till this day.  To prove that he lived on after leaving this earthly orb, he appeared again to at least one of his doubting followers” (12).

The reader may suspect by now that I will have words to say about Ehrman’s methodology.  Ehrman is lining up “parallels” like ducks in a row to shock students and readers into an instant of satori: a blast of ground-shaking, faith-toppling relativistic enlightenment.  His thesis is that Jesus did not claim divinity, but had it imposed on him after the fact.  Rather than set in advance a balanced menu of traits and then compare them objectively, however, he selects alleged facts that seem to support his point, shooing what would obscure, or more accurately gut, skin and roast that thesis over a flame-fired barbecue, into the bushes.      

That Ehrman is cherry-picking, and knows better, is shown by his parallel description of Apollonius in Did Jesus Exist, two years earlier.  There, he offers the same arguments, but then adds this tell-tale caution (emphasis added again):

One difference in style: 
Apollonius incited stoning of
the marginalized. 

“My view is that even though one can draw a number of interesting parallels between the stories of someone like Apollonius and Jesus (there are lots of similarities but also scores of differences), mythicists typically go way too far in emphasizing these parallels, even making them up in order to press their point.”[1]

Does Ehrman bring these “scores of differences” up when he is trying to “shock and awe” his students into seeing Jesus and Apollonius as similar?  Apparently not.  He does not seem to give readers or students the full picture one would expect from so eminent a scholar, a glance at methodology or a word about any of that “score” of differences.  And even more shocking, with some of his alleged similarities, the eminent Dr. Ehrman comes close to “making things up,” as we shall see.    

 

Bad Timing

I once debated Robert Price, one of the more colorful and better-informed mythicists Ehrman criticizes, on an atheist web site.  Price also brought up supposed parallels between Jesus and Apollonius, but neglected to mention that the author of The Life of Apollonius of Tyana, Philostratus, wrote some 150 years after the gospels were produced.  As a member of a powerful literary salon, commissioned to pen Apollonius’ life story by the empress Julia Domna, whose husband and son both actively persecuted Christians, Philostratus had both opportunity and motive to pilfer from the gospels, if he felt any Christian motifs might add luster to the chest of wonders and wisdom he had collected, and allow his guru to better compete for disciples.

Ehrman refers to that competition, but like Price, he overlooks the calendar:

“Christian followers of Jesus who knew about Apollonius maintained that he was a charlatan and a fraud; in response, the pagan followers of Apollonius asserted that Jesus was the charlatan and fraud.  Both groups could point to the authoritative written accounts of their leader’s life to score their debating points.”[2]

The words “in response” imply that the Apollonians critiqued Jesus only after the Christians took on their man.  But three pages later, Ehrman admits the point / counterpoint between the two communities actually played in reverse order.  In the early fourth Century, “a pagan author named Hierocles wrote a book called The Lover of Truth” comparing Apollonius favorably to Jesus, and deriding Peter and Paul as “liars and devoid of education and wizards.”  (This was before schools like Hogwarts had been established to provide wizards with standardized book-learning.)  Eusebius fired back, venturing that while the real Apollonius may have been a “kind of philosopher,” the hero of Philostratus’ tale was “an ass concealed in a lion’s suit,” lacking “integrity and good sense.”  So by Ehrman’s own account, followers of Apollonius did not respond to Christian insults, as Ehrman claimed, rather a Christian responded to Hierocles’ insults.  (And Hierocles did more than insult: he also zealously lobbied for and enacted state persecution of Christians.) 

Was Ehrman’s slip an innocent misstatement?  Then why, like Price, did he also neglect to point out that Life of Apollonius of Tyana was written long after the gospels, and commissioned by an opponent of Christianity?  Scholars have an obligation to note a writer’s dates and such overwhelming biases.  Ehrman merely says that Philostratus did “considerable research” for his book, and notes that the author claimed his Life was based on eyewitness accounts. 

Ehrman accuses followers of both teachers of seeking to score debating points, but who is more guilty of that than Ehrman himself?  The point he attempts to score is relativistic.  Both Jesus and Apollonius were wandering sages with similar ministries and teachings who were elevated after death to deity.  (Whether as eternal Creator of all things, or as a kind of Greek Mr. Incredible.)  According to Ehrman, it was nip and tuck which team would win the competition.  Furthermore, “There were a lot of people like this in the ancient world.”

Why, then, do so many modern scholars make such a fuss about Apollonius?

We hear about Apollonius of Tyana from Aslan, Carrier and Ehrman.  Robert Price touts him.  He features prominently in the writings of members of the Jesus Seminar.  Harvard scholar Paula Fredriksen invokes him.  John Loftus even speaks for “all atheists” in saying: “Atheists all agree that the miraculous Jesus we read in the gospels never existed.  His virgin birth was not unlike Hercules and Plato, and his life had a very striking resemblance to Apollonius of Tyana.”[3] 

Which raises a question.  If there are so many excellent parallels to Jesus in the ancient world (as such skeptics also often insist), why does everyone concentrate on the same one?  And why do they forget to mention that Philostratus wrote when the gospels were widely available, was sponsored by an opponent of Christianity, and had every reason to draw on Jesus’ good name?  Even if the supposed parallels turned out to be genuine (we shall see otherwise), this might be like wondering at the resemblance between Elvis and the impersonators who sway and croon in his footsteps.  As we saw, new religions often borrow from successful old ones.  So when comparing two famous religious teachers in one civilization, an honest scholar should carefully note which arrived first and therefore may have influenced the other. 

Even more striking, when we analyze Life of Apollonius of Tyana, we shall find that Eusebius’ phrase, “an ass dressed up as a lion,” aptly summarizes the real situation.  The two men could hardly be more different.    

 

Preliminary Oversights  

Not to anticipate my later, more thorough analysis, but in addition to confusion about time, cherry-picking and failure to mention “scores” of dis-analogies, which as we will see are of far more significance than his cherry-picked analogies, many of Ehrman’s facts are baldly wrong.  The visitor at Apollonius’ birth did not come “from heaven.”  The “god of Egypt,” Proteus, was the “Old Man of the Sea” who slept on the island of Pharos in the Nile Delta where the great lighthouse had been built, shifting shapes to avoid being forced to reveal hidden truths to mortals.  Proteus visited his mother in the guise of a demon, suggesting that he himself was the son about to be born.  In Odyssey, Menelaus and three shipmates dress up as seals, wrestle with Proteus, and force him, after he has appeared as lion, dragon, leopard, boar, film of water, and tree, to reveal many secrets, including what has happened to Agamemnon and Odysseus.  Rather than “from heaven,” “Out of Egypt” (the title of Anne Rice’s own book about Jesus) would describe Mrs. “Of Tyana’s” pre-natal visitor more accurately. 

“Unusual divine signs in the heaven” is also misleading, since there was only one such “sign.”  After his mother was led into a field to pluck flowers, a thunderbolt rose into the sky and disappeared.  Scholars should recognize the difference between singular and plural. 

“Itinerate preaching ministry” also makes the two sagely careers sound more alike than they really were.  Apollonius wandered much of the known world, from Egypt to India, while Jesus stayed mostly (and more plausibly) in Galilee and Jerusalem.  Apollonius was not particular evangelical, and didn’t often do open-air preaching, since he found the masses a bore.  Ehrman seems to imply that Apollonius’ message of “living for what is spiritual and eternal” is comparable to Jesus’ “Repent, for the Kingdom of God is at hand!”  But nothing could be more different than the spiritual messages of the two men, as we shall see.  Nor was Apollonius called “Son of God” or even “son of the gods,” so far as I can tell.  And Philostratus does not really claim that he raised anyone from the dead, as we shall also see.  Nor, again, did Roman officials try to kill him.  Since so many skeptics cite Apollonius as the most credible parallel to Jesus, we shall allot two chapters to analyzing the alleged parallels, and the vastly more significant differences Apollonius’ fans often neglect to mention.  We shall see that Bart Erhman has grotesquely and rather shamelessly misrepresented facts as he accuses mythicists of doing, and in the same cause to undermine the uniqueness of Jesus.  But I will argue that this plan backfires. 

So like Aslan and Carrier, Ehrman is not content to pick and choose (like Apollonius’ mother in the field of flowers) to “press his point.”  He may not quite be inventing facts “out of nothing at all,” but he is certainly not representing sources accurately.  At best, he is trimming, framing, hanging ribbons here, covering with newspapers there, to make Jesus and Apollonius appear similar enough to startle readers and students.  And of the “scores” of differences we shall indeed discover lie between the two men, some are so important that they change everything.      

Bart Ehrman is a well-educated, knowledgeable, and intelligent scholar.  So why does he misrepresent Philostratus’ work so badly?  Why not compare these two bodies of works by means of more careful and systematic methodology?

Perhaps Ehrman feels that on his own premises, he ought to find numerous analogies to Jesus, and is frustrated that he can’t locate any good ones.  


Exoplanets and False Messiahs

Consider an analogy from astronomy.  In 2011, astronomer Guillermo Gonzalez wrote in Faith Seeking Understanding, which I edited, that a little less than 1800 potential exoplanets, worlds circling other suns, had been tentatively located.  Five years later, the number has more than tripled.  (2026 update: now over 6200.)  But the search for Earth-like planets circling other stars still lies in its infancy.  Living in a galaxy of 300 billion or so stars, itself one of hundreds of billions of galaxies, we have only begun to poke around a tiny corner of the cosmos for conditions analogous to Earth, seeking foreign worlds that might be hospitable to life. 

By contrast, the search for Jesus-like teachers on this planet is now almost two thousand years old.  Most surviving ancient books have been surveyed.  (I have read hundreds myself.)  The spiritual lives of most plausible candidates have been examined for centuries, if not millennia.

Skeptical scholars point to Apollonius because other analogies are even worse. 

Ehrman does offer other really ancient parallels.  Like Carrier, he discusses Romulus, the legendary founder of Rome.  His Lost Scriptures provides a tantalizing service for those fishing in this derby, by planting thirteen alternative “gospels” into the easily-fishable pond of one volume.  Unlike Elaine Pagels in the Gnostic Gospels, the Jesus Seminar, Harvard’s gullible Karen King and others,[4] Ehrman readily confesses that those works are late, non-Jewish, and of marginal if any relevance to the historical Jesus.  Still, these alternative Jesus stories show us what a gospel might look like if it were the product of imagination.  I described numerous telling differences between canonical gospels and Thomas in my 2007 book, The Truth About Jesus and the ‘Lost Gospels.’  I chastised Ehrman there for (in my view) falsely identifying Gnosticism as a form of Christianity[5] and for acting as if orthodoxy were merely one of many equally valid interpretations of Jesus’ teaching in the ancient world.  But Ehrman does not at least confuse the dubious historical value of so-called “Gnostic Gospels” with that of Matthew, Mark, or Luke, if not John. 

Several more orthodox early hagiographical works can also be found in Ehrman’s anthology.  These tell entertaining tales about the apostles John, Peter, Paul, Thomas, and a female disciple named Thecla.  In one, John orders bedbugs from his hotel room at night, and they march out, then march back in to resume their “posts” the next morning.  In another, an evil magician flies around Rome like Bellatrix.  In some, the torture of faithful virgins is told in titillating detail.  These tales show how an early Christian with a flair for fiction who lived during the age of the budding Greek novel might relate the story of a Christian hero.  Both Gnostic and early Christian works provide “control groups” to see if the characteristics we find in the gospels really do demonstrate their historicity. 

Ehrman recently offered a fuller argument for a novel “parallel Jesus” when he debated philosopher Tim McGrew on Premier Radio’s Unbelievable program in London.  He pointed listeners to Medieval Poland and introduced listeners to the wandering rabbi, Baal Shem Tov, who helped found Hasidic Judaism, and is said to have worked many miracles during his ministry.  He mentioned him again a year later in Jesus Before the Gospels: How the Earliest Christians Remembered, Changed, and Invented Their Stories of the Savior. 

But Apollonius remains most popular, both among scholars and ordinary skeptics like Loftus, because, frankly, nothing better has shown up.  The fact that responsible, even eminent scholars like Ehrman feel the need to omit or alter details of timing, affiliation, or origin is telling.  And we still find little hint of systematic method in Ehrman’s comparison.  The Search for a Parallel Jesus often seems more like a holiday in a cherry orchard, or like the Monkey King’s rampage through the orchard of the peaches that lend immortality, than a systematic harvesting of the fruits of scholarly investigation. 

Ehrman does offer historical criteria which may, however, help us judge between historical fact and fiction.  We will consider his suggestions later, along with Carrier’s criticism of such traditional criteria. 

Who was Jesus?  Ehrman relies on “criteria” to answer that because, in common with most scholars, he does not accept a straight-forward reading of the gospels.  What are his grounds for rejecting the portrait those four books draw of Jesus? 

 

A Liberal Creation Myth

Ehrman believes the “real Jesus” was an apocalyptic prophet who thought the end of the world was just around the corner.  While the gospels are the best sources we have for his life, and careful application of criteria can extract true historical facts from them, he doubts they are very reliable.  That is because the stories of Jesus were not written by his original followers, certainly not by eyewitnesses.  In fact, they were passed around the Mediterranean for many years before finally being written down, by people who not only did not personally know Jesus, but had not even met his friends.  Thus we need wise critical scholars (Ehrman refers to Dale Allison, John Meier, Paula Fredriksen, E.P. Sanders, and Geza Vermes as important peers, and indeed Fredriksen wrote a blurb for his book) to sort fact from fiction:

”The reason we need books like these is that the Gospels cannot simply be taken at face value as giving us historically reliable accounts of the things Jesus said and did.”[6]

Ehrman presses the fact that “you will not find fundamentalists at the forefront of critical scholarship.”  Given that he defines “critical scholarship” as that scholarship which does not take the gospels “at face value,” and fundamentalism as the act of doing so, his list of leading scholars becomes a bit circular.  Of course scholars who take the gospels largely at face value are unlikely to be found leading the ranks of those who do not take the gospels at face value.  Nor would one expect the head of the Steak Venders of America to be a vegetarian.  Ehrman does not mention scholars like Craig Blomberg, Richard Bauckham, Craig Evans, Craig Keener, Larry Hurtado, Ben Witherington, or N. T. Wright here, top scholars who keenly defend a strongly (if not naively) historical read of the gospels. 

So why should we caucus with the former set of scholars against the latter and doubt the general historicity of the gospels?  Ironically, Ehrman’s complaint is in part just the opposite of that which Aslan and Carrier lodge.  The problem with the gospels is not that their authors were poorly-educated, but that they were well-educated and far-removed from the class consciousness of Jesus’ first followers:

“The followers of Jesus, as we learn from the New Testament itself, were uneducated lower-class Aramaic-speaking Jews from Palestine . . . (The authors of the gospels) were highly educated, Greek-speaking Christians of a later generation.  They probably wrote after Jesus’ disciples had all, or almost all, died.  They were writing in different parts of the world, in a different language, and at a later time.”[7]

But in fact, the gospels never suggest that Jesus’ first followers were “uneducated.”  One is described as a tax-collector, and another was married to an important servant in the high priests’ family.  In pointing to upper-class links, the gospels are credible: sociologist Rodney Stark argues that most successful new religious movements are founded by members of the upper classes.  Nor is there any reason to deny that Jesus’ first followers spoke Greek: surely many did, given their proximity to centers of Greek culture.   

Ehrman is engaging in a popular bit of skeptical parlor magic here, trying to create space between Jesus and the gospels.  One common way to create that space is by exaggerating the gap between Jesus’ life and the writing of the gospels.  Fredriksen, for instance, wrote that the Gospel stories were “told and retold” by generations” that died off, one after the other, before being written down.[8] And indeed, Ehrman attempted to create chronological space in his debate with Timothy McGrew:

Bart Ehrman: "If you want to talk about the kind of evidence in the New Testament, what we have are documents written fifty years later, by people who . . . "

Tim McGrew: "I'd put them a bit earlier."

Ehrman: "By people who are not eyewitnesses."

McGrew: "I'd disagree there, too."

Ehrman: "OK, so let's say they're written by eye – by people who have gotten their stories 20 years later from eyewitnesses."  

McGrew: "Or who were eyewitnesses themselves."

Several times here, McGrew checks Ehrman as the latter attempts to stretch out space between Jesus and the authors of the gospels.  Ehrman assumes a later date than is conventional, at least for Mark – most scholars put the writing of the first gospel from thirty to forty years after the events they record.  (A few say ten.)  He also assumes that the gospels were not written by eyewitnesses.  McGrew challenges him on both points, and Ehrman said “OK,” as if he were ready to concede those points for the sake of the argument he was preparing, a “parallel Jesus,” the Polish rabbi, Baal Shem Tov.  (The abuse of whose story in Ehrman’s hands we shall describe later.)  But having said “OK” to McGrew, and begun the word “eyewitnesses,” Ehrman suddenly remembers that the story he is preparing to tell – of Tov – is actually not by eyewitnesses at all, and so changes in mid-sentence to “by people who have gotten their stories from eyewitnesses.”  (Which is also not true in Tov’s case, we shall see.) 

How many generations can die out in three to four decades?  Are we talking about human beings, or mayflies?

Ehrman creates more literal, geographical space, as well as positing cultural gaps in First Century social networking.  He suggests the following theory of how the written accounts of Jesus’ life came into being (tripling Aslan’s estimate of the ancient literacy rate in the process, incidentally, though in debate with Bauckham he also used the 3% figure):

“These stories circulated.  Anyone who converted to become a follower of Jesus could and did tell the stories.  A convert would tell his wife; if she converted, she would tell her neighbor; if she converted, she would tell her husband; if he converted, he would tell his business partner; if he converted, he would tell his wife; if she converted, she would tell her neighbor . . . And on and on.  Telling stories was the only way to communicate in the days before mass communication, national media coverage, and even significant levels of literacy (at this time only about 10 percent of the population could read and write . . . “)[9]

The authors of the gospels had no chance to check facts before writing, removed as they were from those facts not only by class and language, but by distance, time and social connections: 

“The stories were being told by word of mouth, year after year, decade after decade, among lots of people in different parts of the world, in different languages, and there was no way to control what one person said to the next . . . Eventually, an author heard the stories in his church say it was ‘Mark’ in the city of Rome.  And he wrote his account.  And ten or fifteen years later another author in another city read Mark’s account and decided to write his own, based partially on Mark but partially on the stories he had heard in his own community.  And the Gospels started to come into existence.”[10]  

Elsewhere, Ehrman tells the story this way:

"You are probably familiar with the old birthday party game, 'telephone'. . .  Invariably, the story has changed so much in the process of retelling that everyone has a good laugh . . . Imagine playing 'telephone' not in a solitary living room with ten kids on a sunny afternoon in July, but over the expanse of the Roman Empire (some 2,500 miles across!), with thousands of participants, from different backgrounds, with different concerns, and in different contexts, some of whom have to translate the stories into different languages over the course of decades.  What would happen to the stories?"[11]

Like many myths, the charm of Ehrman’s account of how the gospels came to be lies in its simplicity.  I call it a “myth” not just in the anthropological sense that it is a “story about origins,” but also in the common sense of “certifiable nonsense.”

Mind you, I agree with Ehrman’s premise that stories passed from person to person and across cultures are likely to become corrupted.  The historian Polybius said he “either witnessed events myself, or talked to people who witnessed them,” for fear of writing “hearsay based on hearsay.”[12]

But consider.  As we pass these stories about Jesus from country to country, editing, inserting, mixing and dosey-doing while engaging in the world’s longest chain of hearsay whispering (involving thousands of players over thousands of miles, several decades and multiple languages), how high a priority would Mark’s church in Rome place on getting names of minor characters in Palestinian Israel correct?  A bit below “getting signatures from all the Roman gladiators before they left for the eternal Coliseum in the Sky” but above “visiting sailor bars in all the cities named for Alexander the Great,” one would think.  One would not expect a gospel written in the haphazard, twenty-rounds of musical-chairs-then-pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey manner Ehrman describes, to accurately record exact names in use among Palestinian Jews.

(Indeed, to illustrate this point when publicly speaking on Jesus is No Myth, I sometimes set audience members into circles of 10-15 and then sent a message around the mostly-American groups which included the names of one or more of my Chinese students.  Almost inevitably, the part of message that was most scrambled, were those culturally-unfamiliar names.  On Ehrman’s hypothesis, foreign names – not stories of Jesus’ miracles, not his parables, not his debates with critics, not even his pithy aphorisms – would have been the first element in the gospels to suffer degradation.)

And yet, as Cambridge historian Richard Bauckham shows, the gospels do record 1st Century Palestinian Jewish names accurately. 

Neil Shenvi borrows data provided by Bauckham (Jesus and the Eyewitnesses, 39-92) to turn Ehrman’s argument on its head.  Here is his chart of the most common names in the gospels and Acts, and as found in ossuaries from that century in Palestine:[13]

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So the frequency of the three most popular male names in the earliest books of the New Testament appear in the same order as archeological data shows those names did, indeed, appear at that time in Palestine.  Furthermore, the percentages are remarkably close.  In addition, three of the next five names also appear among the five next most popular names.  Even the respective percentages are tight.  Are we really supposed to believe some anonymous Matthew, Luke or Mark in Rome ten or twenty rounds of telephone tag removed from Palestine got all these names correct?  Shenvi argues:

“If this analogy really is a good one, then we could also ask ‘What would happen to the names of people in those stories?’  The answer would not be: ‘We'd see 1st century Palestinian names reproduced with the proper frequencies across all four gospels.’  So I think Bauckham's work shows fairly definitely that this picture of how we got the gospels is wrong.  Either oral transmission is far more accurate than Ehrman describes, or the gospels originated close to Jesus, both temporally and geographically.  In neither case does the 'telephone' analogy seem accurate.”

Ehrman’s objection thus collapses to dust, and confronts us with the opposite challenge, as Shenvi implies.  Evidently the gospels are not the product of the corrupting processes proposed.  Evidently they transmit data from First Century Palestine with remarkable fidelity.  If rumor was that reliable on minor details, why not on the main events that the gospels report? 

By making hagiographies easily available in one “pond,” and by searching for new parallels, Bart Ehrman helps broaden, then winnow, our search.   We shall examine his claims carefully.  Despite his soft voice and genuine expertise, his arguments tend to be highly biased against Christianity, sometimes to the point of falsifying or obscuring important facts.  More examples shall appear in coming chapters. 

There is another sense in which Ehrman is more useful than Aslan or Carrier.  Ehrman offers a few positive criteria for telling historical truth from error.

 

Historical Criteria

Even if the gospels were written by eyewitnesses or friends, as Bauckham argues, rather than being produced by the haphazard and distant method Ehrman describes, the question remains: how do we know that they tell the truth?  After all, some eyewitnesses lie or forget, while even Ehrman and the Jesus Seminar before him admit quite a bit in the gospels to be historically accurate.  Here Ehrman represents the majority of mainstream scholars in thinking that there are positive criteria by which to separate historical sheep from mythological goats.  

Ehrman emphasizes three criteria.  I will describe his argument for two of them here, then defend those criteria against Carrier’s attacks in a later chapter.  The third criteria, chronology, will appear in my chapter on the setting of the gospels. 

The first criteria Ehrman mentions is independent attestation.  (Also called multiplicity.)  Ehrman notes that John is usually considered to have been written independently of the other gospels.  So, too, is the material that Luke and Matthew share in common (so-called Q), and material unique to both Matthew (M) and Luke (L).  Thus we have “numerous streams of tradition that independently all go back, ultimately, to the life of Jesus . . . (this is) taken as a fact by almost all critical scholars” (95).  Therefore, one should probably believe that Jesus really was crucified, as all five sources report, and that Jesus was baptized by John the Baptist, as reported by Mark, John, and “Q.” 

Let me repeat a quibble first.  When describing a book written within the plausible lifespan of eyewitnesses (as the gospels were), that shows evidence of close knowledge of the facts (as we have already begun to see that they do), one need not use words like “tradition” or “ultimately.”  Such loaded terms appear to be another artificial attempt to distance the gospels from Jesus. 

But Ehrman is of course right in thinking more witnesses are better than few.  That’s even true when we see something remarkable for ourselves.  We blink our eyes and ask those around us to confirm our sighting, “Did you see that king-fisher plunge into the pool?” “Did she really wink at that scoundrel?” “Did Trump really say what I think he said?” 

Ehrman’s second criterion is commonly called the criterion of dissimilarity or embarrassment.  He writes:

“Any stories that seem to run directly counter to the Christians’ self-interests in telling them, can stake a high claim to being historically accurate . . . Christians would not have made up stories that work against their views or interests” (96).

Ehrman offers the example of Jesus’ youth in Nazareth, which he says passes both criteria:

“Jesus is said to have grown up in Nazareth in Mark, M, L, and John; so it is multiply attested.  But it also is not a story that a Christian would have been inclined to make up, because it proved to be an embarrassment to later Christians.  Nazareth was a small town - a hamlet, really that no one had ever heard of.  Who would invent the idea that the Son of God came from there?”[14]

We shall ponder Carrier’s critiques of these two criteria shortly.  We will also consider British historian N. T. Wright’s Double Similarity, Double Dissimilarity, which fine-tunes the criterion of “dissimilarity” or “embarrassment” into an even more powerful historical tool.  But as we shall see, these few criteria are just the tip of the iceberg of evidence for Jesus’ authenticity.   

Ehrman spoke of “scores” of differences between Life of Apollonius of Tyana and the gospels.  That one can find differences is trivially true of almost all stories: for instance, Oliver Twist grows up in an orphanage in London, while Pip grows up, as an orphan, in the home of a blacksmith by the sea.  The question is, what differences are historically significant?  Which are clues, like DNA extracted from blood on a knife, or fingerprints taken off a refrigerator door, that point us to what really happened? 

In our search for such tell-tale traits, we now confront the gospels directly, and scrutinize the extraordinary tale they tell between, as well as within, their lines. 



[1] Bart Ehrman, Did Jesus Exist, 210

[2] Bart Ehrman, How Jesus Became God, 13

[3] John Loftus, “Deconstructing Christianity,” 12/30/2015

[4] Ariel Sabar, “The Unbelievable Tale of Jesus’ Wife,” http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/07/the-unbelievable-tale-of-jesus-wife/485573/

[5] David Marshall, The Truth About Jesus and the ‘Lost Gospels,’ 57

[6] Bart Ehrman, How Jesus Became God, 88

[7] Ibid, 90

[8] Paula Fredriksen, Jesus of Nazareth: King of the Jews, 20

[9] Bart Ehrman, How Jesus Became God, 91

[10] Ibid, 92

[11] Bart Ehrman, Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet of the New Millennium, 51-52

[12] Polybius, Histories, 4.2 

[13] Neil Shenvi, http://www.shenvi.org/Essays/EhrmanResponsePart1.htm

[14] Bart Ehrman, How Jesus Became God, 97

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Jesus Liberates Women. Zoe Williams and the Guardian Should Take Notes.


The day after International Women's Day this March, London journalist Zoe Williams posted an editorial in The Guardian provocatively entitled, "Why do we need International Women's Day?  Apart from misogyny and Christian nationalism, you mean?" 

Williams had won a “columnist of the year” award, and been short-listed for the Orwell Prize.  But having almost put the finishing touches on a two-volume series arguing that "Jesus has Liberated Women," I was shocked by how ill-informed and incoherent her contrary arguments proved to be.  

Williams began her “analysis” by complaining about the names of women in the Bible:

"On Women’s Day Eve, though – yes, that is a thing – I was attending evensong at a university college, maybe for the first time ever, and it was definitely the first time I’d heard an IWD (International Women's Day) sermon.  The Rev Marcus Green had set himself the challenge of feministly reading a book, the Bible, in which almost none of the women have a name. There are a bunch called Mary, but so few other names that 'Mary' was basically Bible-speak for 'Karen.'"

Which makes me wonder: why, in the year 2026, should a paid journalist go to the excruciating trouble of fact-checking her claims?     

I set myself the Herculean task of typing "how many women named in Bible?" and hitting the pound key.  The result?  180 women are said to have been named.  Which I can believe, since I analyzed the treatment of women throughout the Old Testament and most of the New, verse by verse.  And yes, those 15 dozen ladies do include several Marys, who however in no way resemble modern "Karen" stereotypes.  (Though I had to actually read the gospels to learn that.)  Or has some major religion led by a pope taken to calling Karen the "mother of God" while I had my nose in history books?  Or built magnificent campuses in Oxford and Cambridge and named them "Karen College?"  (As both have for Mary Magdalen?)

Girls are still given names like Anna, Deborah, Elizabeth, Esther, Eve (a person, not just a “thing”), Hannah, Leah, Miriam, Rachel, Ruth, Sarah, or Sophia, since the people they originally referred are portrayed in the Bible as remarkable ladies.  (Even Jael, the housewife who ran a tent peg through an enemy general's temple, after tucking him into bed and giving him warm milk, though her name has yet to catch on, for some reason.)     

Yes, far more men are named in the Bible, given that political leaders were almost all male, and families were traced through male lines.  Others go unnamed – Joseph's prison-mates, the Ethiopian eunuch, the centurion at the cross, the thief on the cross.  Biblical scholar Richard Bauckham suggests that some names were omitted from the New Testament to protect still-living witnesses from possible reprisals.  But I think women are mentioned positively more often than men.  One often encounters a “dull husband, clever wife” motif in the Old Testament, for instance, along with women who save their country or their city when men fail to step up. 

Perhaps the most admiring sketch of female character in ancient literature – the Woman of Noble Character, at the end of Proverbs – is not given a name, because she remains an ideal.  Entrepreneur, real estate mogul, wise teacher, kindly philanthropist, publicly praised by husband and children – try finding a mate with that sort of character and executive talent, prospective lovers who read the Bible are told.  


But Williams seems to care more about damning rhetoric than getting even the most basic facts straight:    

"The meat of the sermon was about a woman who wasn’t given a name. A Samaritan and the first female evangelist, she was the one with the five previous husbands whose relationship status, at the time of meeting Jesus, was ‘with some guy who wasn’t her husband’.  It crescendoed with the son of God telling her that she is loved, to which she inexplicably does not reply: 'Mate, I know that. Have you not seen how many husbands I’ve had?'  As a feminist parable, it lacked something in the sense-making department, but, as a Christian message of the sheer contagiousness of love and acceptance, it was a useful interruption of the drum beat."

If Williams is reporting the sermon correctly, it makes me worry even more about progressive preachers.  Because the only reason the story of Jesus and the woman at the well doesn't make sense in Williams' telling, is that either the preacher or the award-winning journalist – or both – utterly botched the story.  And again, five minutes’ scan of the original source could have kept Williams from driving over that cliff.    

Jesus did not "tell the woman at the well that she is loved."  Rather, after asking for water from her, he offered "living water" in return.  He did not patronize her, but spoke to her respectfully, if rather dangerously, across cultural and gender lines, carefully drawing back the curtain a few inches on her troubled life, but allowing her to direct the conversation onto less personal issues when she felt pressed.   

The reply Williams wishes to put into this woman's mouth makes no sense, because it depends on Jesus using the ambivalent English word "love."  (And on Jesus and the woman both being so stupid as to conflate “romantic or sexual flings” with “love.”)  But Jesus was speaking Greek or Aramaic, not English.  And no synonym for "love" is mentioned in the conversation, however vague or distorted, in English or in the original Greek.  So again, Williams' point depends on not taking the elementary precaution of reading a famous Bible story for herself, before misrepresenting it to thousands of people.  

Yet the Guardian ranks, in polls, as a highly-respected news outlet, with more than 80% of its readers expressing trust.   

Then Williams launches her most critical (and poorly-aimed) bombardment: 

"It was not just commercialized business as usual this International Women’s Day: the global backdrop was that misogyny, Christian nationalism and white supremacism have conjoined to create storyboards on the world stage that flash before your eyes, disappear and return in darker, weirder forms.  One minute, the ultra-conservative Christian US secretary of war, Pete Hegseth, is retweeting a video of the pastor Doug Wilson arguing for 'household voting,' in which married women would submit to their husbands; the next, the influencer Nick Fuentes is advocating 'breeding gulags' for all women, who would be imprisoned first and released on a case-by-case basis."

I am going to follow William's example here, and not find out what that ridiculous punk Fuentes actually said.  His opinion is to the Gospel as Norwegian rats rummaging through garbage outside a concert hall are to the music of Vivaldi.      

As for Hegseth, he is important in the Trump administration, and a few churches seem to agree with him about the male "head of household" voting for the family.  I have never heard anyone offer such an argument myself, having spoken in or visited hundreds of churches. 

Apparently Hegseth also doubts men and women should serve together aboard submarines.  The question of how to mix genders has also come up among those planning space missions.  I'll leave that issue for sociologists and psychologists to weigh in on.  Being old-fashioned, I think there is something to be said for the ancient division of labor, so to speak, by which women ran the risk of having babies, while men wrestled barbarians and wooly mammoths.    

But I am aware of no biblical mandate on females in submarines.  Deborah, one of those 180 named women in the Bible, led an army to victory on solid ground.  Jonah, the only biblical human with known diving experience, seems to have been male, but we don't know what gender was the "great fish" that swallowed him.  We only know that it listened to God's commands better than the prophet did.  

"Who’s to say what the through line is from Wilson to Fuentes? Is there a coherent reading of Christianity that takes you from the disenfranchisement of women to their (our) incarceration?"

On the contrary, I argue in How Jesus has Liberated Women that there is a "through line" from Jesus to the worldwide emancipation of women, and enrichment and lengthening of their lives -- a line called "overwhelming, well-evidenced historical causation."  I also show that G. K. Chesterton was right: "Men are mad about sex," and that that madness continues to afflict both misogynists and radical feminists.  But I bet Williams won't read my argument, either, as presumption and abiding ignorance seem to define her award-winning brand of journalism. 

As with many progressives, her contempt for and ignorance of western civilization bring about a curious contradiction in her relative attitudes towards Christianity and Islam:

"When the Reform candidate Matt Goodwin opines on the right age for women to have children, what is really animating him?  Birthrate anxiety that is really great replacement theory by another name? Or the thrill of a Handmaid’s Tale future, in which any given electoral loser is invited to pontificate on the fertility of strangers?"

Goodwin is a former political science professor who ran for office in the UK.  Williams seems to be asking whether he fears that Muslims will take over his country, or if he feels a Taliban-like desire to control women.  

The bizarre thing about these musings -- aside from William's failure to furnish evidence, again – is that one reason some Brits fear Muslim "replacement" is that Pakistani and other Muslim men have been caught abusing thousands of British girls in horrible ways.  One would think that if the well-being of her fellow females were her top priority, Williams wouldn't want men who share a certifiable "rape culture" moving next door, either.  

Williams’ confusion comes to a head in the strangely self-contradictory argument that climaxes her article:

"Is there any connection between these developments in the US and the bizarre global spectacle of gen Z men being twice as likely as boomers to think a wife should always obey her husband?  That survey was conducted across the UK, the US, Brazil, Australia and India."

Typically, Williams seems to have been too lazy to follow the link she herself provided, or else didn't read it carefully.  Do so, and you find that the percentage of people who answer "yes" to this question varies dramatically by country.  Note in which three countries people are most and least likely to say a wife should always obey:  
 
Indonesia 66%
Malaysia 60%
India 52%

Netherlands: 4% 

Hungary: 4%

Sweden: 4%

The least "macho" countries (if we read this survey that way) all have a Christian background.  (Including that international pariah, Hungary.)  The three most "macho" countries, which together have a population of 1.8 billion people, about the same as all others surveyed combined, are Muslim, Muslim, and Hindu, respectively.  And the citizens of those countries say “yes” many times as often as citizens of the United Kingdom (at 13%). 

So why is Williams attacking Christianity?  And why does she express contempt for the fear that immigration might radically alter the demographics of Great Britain, and bring with it a flood of people who disagree with her on the very question she finds so telling?  

I do not trust the survey, mind you.  I find many questions on it vague or misleading, and suspect some flaw in questions, sampling, or methodology.  But this is Williams’ prime piece of evidence.  She ought to have looked at it.  Yet here is her amazing conclusion: 

"What Christianity has to say about gender relations never used to feel like an atheist’s business. It took a feminist sermon, of all things, to remember that this is now all our business, all the time."

How bizarre that this remark should be presented as a rational conclusion from a survey that shows that men and women from countries with a Christian heritage are multiply LESS likely to say men should make all the decisions, than people in Muslim or Hindu countries!         

The full evidence that the life, teachings, and example of Jesus have liberated women around the world is vastly stronger than such simplistic surveys, I argue.  So yes, atheists should care for what Christianity says about gender relations.  Because the Gospel raised women around the world.  Even the survey you appeal to, Mrs. Williams, faintly reflects that fact.  

“Why do you eat what is not bread?”  Asked the prophet.  “Why do you seek the living among the dead?”  Asked the angel. 

 Zoe Williams proves that there is a vast, credulous audience for the non-living-bread of misinformation about religion.  Many positively love sloppy journalism that justifies scorn of the most life-giving aspects of western tradition, while displaying utter naivete towards harmful strands of Muslim or Hindu thought.