RNA (Redundantly Nuked Apiary) World scenario for the origin of life on a life-less planet.
Begin with 10 ^ 12 chickens, recently deceased (Colvin 2012).
Italian parsley (freshly picked from roots.)
Oregano (dried leaves)
Place in 10 ^ 12 microwave ovens.*
* Helpful Preparation Tip: To save time, locate a planet on which chickens or chicken-like beings have been the dominant life-form, near a star about to go supernova.
Add two-day old brown rice and water.
Cook 3 hours on "simmer."
Wait for one or more Resurrecting Finite Miracle Workers (Martin 1991: 99) to show up, and work their magic.
Open microwave ovens (or, emerge from fall-out shelter after peak radiation has passed). Release reinvigorated and perhaps mutated zombie chickens, as applicable. Feed them the rice. Rub seasoning on own flesh to disguise self as inedible plant form.
Thus, atheism. Q.E.D.